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01 September 2008 @ 09:50 pm
Pikachu/Edward Cullen RP excerpt added to crack!fic reccs  
It's been a long time since I've updated my (mostly) Harry Potter humor and crack!fic reccs, but a posting on bad_rpers_suck prompted me to make an addition. Dude, Edward Cullen (aka Sparklepire)/Pikachu:

Title: Untitled Gaia RP
Author: Unknown
Summary: As stated by the person who reported it on bad_rpers_suck: "Yes, I found this in a REAL roleplay on Gaia. It was an Advanced Elite Literate crossover of Pokemon, Twilight, and Naruto. Pikachu, from my further reading of posts, had the ability to transform into a human form. Edward was being destroyed by some ninjas because he dared to 'defile' his 'pure vampire blood' with that of a Pokemon shapeshifter. Apparently, Pikachu was really Ash's father in disguise."
Rating: PG (or R, but only for "ridiculous")
Additional Warnings:
Pairings: Edward Cullen (Twilight series)/Pikachu
Date of Publication: August or September 2008, most likely
Number of Chapters: none -- only a small sample given in the bad_rpers_suck posting
Completed?: No idea, but I hope it carries on for a very long time
Miss Sophia's Comments: The person who reported this on bad_rpers_suck is convinced it's a serious RP, not intentional crack. I can't see how it's not intentional crack, but either way, it's far better than Edward/Bella. I mean, dude, it has this line: "Honey-and-Goldenrod-Wheat orbs slammed into ones unconceived of life." And apparently Edward and Pikachu first "made pleasure" to a Celine Dion song. This has to be crack. Either way, it's cracktastic.

The entire list of reccs is linked in my right-hand sidebar, or you can access it here. Feel free to browse. And hey, I was out of LJ/fandom for over two years, so if you've seen anything cracky in the Harry Potter genre, including crossovers, please link me and I'll check it out! I want to get this list going again. Also, if you see any good Twilight-related crack!fics, including outrageous pairings (written humorously, whether intentionally so or not), let me know; I think I'm going to have a section on my list for those. (And yes, I am well aware of "Growing Up Cullen" and will be adding its various versions to my list at some point.)

And since we're talking about Pikachu, here, have some Voldemort/Pikachu. Can't believe that thing is over five years old already!
Current Mood: giddygiddy
alabastardalabastard on September 2nd, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)

Now I've seen some pretty bad serious fic that should have been cracktastic, but never true crack stuff like this being mistaken for serious work. ;-)
Miss Sophia: The Office - Comedymiss_sophia on September 2nd, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC)
No kidding! Maybe the OP has just had too many bad experiences with the bad stuff that should have been crack and is thus assuming this one is the same way? o.O
madame sosostrisshantih on September 2nd, 2008 07:08 am (UTC)
I ship it.
Miss Sophia: Circle Kmiss_sophia on September 2nd, 2008 11:35 pm (UTC)
Makes me wonder if anyone thinks Michael/Tinky Winky is OMGSERIOUSBIZNASS....
madame sosostrisshantih on September 3rd, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)
... You mean they aren't? *sobs*
Miss Sophia: All Your OTPs Are Belong to Weasleymiss_sophia on September 3rd, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
No, but Fred/Batman on the other hand.....
Spicedogsspicedogs on September 2nd, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
You just love your Twilight. I know it.
Miss Sophia: Twilight - Edward Maybellinemiss_sophia on September 2nd, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, I do. I do. Just for all the wrong reasons!
Spicedogs: ComeOnspicedogs on September 2nd, 2008 11:46 pm (UTC)
And yes, you do. (The icon had nothing to do with the entry. I just wanted to show it off.)
Miss Sophia: Meghan - Sweet potato smilemiss_sophia on September 3rd, 2008 12:25 am (UTC)
LOL, that icon rocks. I just might steal it! Now we need a "Bitch, please" one.

If she keeps being so expressive, there'll be enough fodder for a Meghan mood theme.
Spicedogs: Meghanspicedogs on September 3rd, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
Go ahead and steal it.

We have to sit down and sift through the pictures and come up with icon mood themes.