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26 August 2008 @ 08:54 pm
More Twilight lulz: Bella Swan write self-insert Harry/Draco, Harry/Cedric sparklefic -- who knew?  
kiandra_fire suggests that Bella Swan writes slash when she's not narrating Twilight to us unfortunate readers. In response, I suggest that Twilight would have been greatly improved had Bella been a Harry/Draco or Harry/Cedric shipper.

And kiandra_fire provides Bella's self-insert Harry/Draco, Harry/Cedric sparklefic, thereby winning the Internet.

(Bonus Chapter 2, featuring the unsparkly werewolfy love of Remus Lupin may be found here!)
Current Mood: sparklier
Stealth Mexi Geek-Nerd: embrace the painsithwitch13 on August 27th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
Heh. Please tell me that someone linked you to "Growing Up Cullen" by now. (If not, it's here. HOW MANY MORE SCRAPBOOKS DOES ONE FAMILY NEED?)
Miss Sophia: Twilight - Edward Maybellinemiss_sophia on August 27th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
Oh yes, I read it. That was a thing of beauty.

I should thank you, though, because...well, so Prima had linked me to some post of yours where you were describing your health woes (I hope you get some answers soon -- not to mention feeling better, of course!), and either below or above it, I saw your link to some Twilight wank on F_W. I read the first two books back in March and felt like I was one of a very select few sane people who thought the books were several dead trees' worth of WTFery. So when I saw your link to the wank, it was such a breath of fresh air. It was sort of like being repressed!Edward for years, scrapbooking away by myself, not knowing the wonders of life that were out there if I just...well...decided to be like everyone else and wank! XD

So thank you for leading me to the wank! I feel...RELIEVED.
Stealth Mexi Geek-Nerd: TFU - FUCK YEAH!sithwitch13 on August 27th, 2008 03:09 am (UTC)
Thanks! I have yet another doctor's appointment Friday, so we'll see.

Yay! I'm glad that I somehow directed you towards letting your inner wank out. (Wait...) I'm trying to get through the first one right now, since all I've had to go on thus far is snippets that people post in their mockings. (I almost borrowed the first one from my aunt at Christmas, but she woke up too late to see me off and lend it.) I'm about nine chapters into Twilight proper, and while I'm definitely using it as a "this is how I don't want to write" primer (see also Terry Goodkind and whoever wrote the Venom Cock books), I've yet to reach any of the gloriously snarkworthy stuff. I take comfort in knowing that later on I have uterus-chewing to look forward to.

I want to meet the vampire family and werewolf Quilutes, dammit! Everything I've read of them makes them sound so much more interesting than Bella or Edward. But then I wander off.
Miss Sophia: Twilight - Edward Maybellinemiss_sophia on August 27th, 2008 03:50 pm (UTC)
And now there is more Growing Up Cullen! Yay!

Yeah, I have to say, Twilight is basically like Tolstoy when compared to the subsequent books in the series. Each is exponentially worse than the one that came before it. I just started Breaking Dawn, but haven't gotten to "I EEEET JUUUUUTERUS!" yet. Can't wait!
Spicedogs: OhNo!-GKspicedogs on August 27th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
OMG, I don't know what's happening, but I have a sudden urge to read the first book.

Miss Sophia: Twilight - Edward Maybellinemiss_sophia on August 27th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
I will lend you my copy! YOU MUST SHARE MY PAIN!