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04 May 2006 @ 05:07 pm
Big boobies and a pretty face will get you far, or all's well that ends well  
Score, yo! So, the independent retailer thinks I'm one hot chick, and as a result, I got two chargers for $50! Woo-hoo! I swear, I didn't do anything, wasn't manipulative, etc. He just has a big thing for me (he even compared me to Jessica Rabbit, and no I'm not kidding!) and decided that he'd trade my two broken chargers (the one I broke back in April and the one I broke today) for two good ones and $50. Fuckin' sweet! Dude, seriously? I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. ;) Heh, really, he kept saying over and over about how beautiful I am, and my husband's lucky, and blah blah blah. Frankly, it was pretty inappropriate, but I don't really care that much. I've been on the receiving end of far more than that, and it is kind of flattering in a way. (OMG I'M SUCH A H0R! TAKE THAT, GINNY WEASLEY!) And he was a pretty nice guy overall, so it was no big deal.

So now I can fuck up and break another charger and still be good to go with my backup charger. If Gmail weren't down right now, and if I didn't have a final exam tomorrow that I have no clue what I'm doing on, and if I didn't have a thesis proposal to write for Monday, and if I didn't have undergrad finals to grade for Monday, life would be fuckin' awesome.

The weather's finally decent, too. Actually, it's gorgeous. And we Bostonians deserve it, because the whole earlier part of the week was utter shite.

Oh, and the retailer guy gave me a tip: Don't buy the new series of Mac laptops (I forget what they're called--Powersomethingoranothers) until the fall, when the second series (he kept calling it "revision") comes out, because the first revision is always full of problems, and those computers require a lot of fixing up. So if anyone's thinking of buying an Apple laptop, wait until the fall.
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The Former Draco Malfoy: are you crazy?alabastardragon on May 4th, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
But hey, that kind of stuff is better than "OMG you've got big boobs!" from some random dude on the street. It's like, "O RLY? NO WAI! I hadn't noticed! Tell me more about glaringly obvious things about my own body, why dontcha? *rolls eyes* I HATE it when people state the obvious like that.. its like when they say to Me 'god. Youre really pale' or something just as lame and I wasnt actually aware you had big boobs but then I dont really tend to look at things like that in photos and havent seen you in person. And, the One I'm in love with doesnt.. have any.. heehee.

you better learn Farenheit before you come here! - We used to do weather in that, We moved on.
Miss Sophia: Gryffindor Braverymiss_sophia on May 4th, 2006 10:02 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the "twins" are fairly sizable. I mean, not "SCARY, how can she walk upright?" big, but definitely large for the rest of my body. I get stared at a lot, and at my old job, some people even had some sort of sick bet running on whether they were real or not. (For the record, they're real, although the fabulous British bras I bought at Marks & Spencer hold them up so well that they do look kind of fake these days. Heh, TMI, huh?)

And, the One I'm in love with doesnt.. have any..

Heehee, I know. :)

We used to do weather in that, We moved on.

You shall have to regress back to the way of Farenheit! Ah well, at least the Brits do miles instead of kilometers and inches instead of centimeters. Your "stones" thing (for weight), however, is a bit confusing to me.
The Former Draco Malfoy: cursed - DLalabastardragon on May 4th, 2006 10:07 pm (UTC)
I mean, not "SCARY, how can she walk upright?" big, but definitely large for the rest of my body. - at least theyre real though.. fake boobs are SOOOO nasty!! Not that the people I tend to find attractive have any racks! haha

M&S does rock for underwear for women I know that much. My mother buys her knickers from there and I got My HP PJs from there. :D

Your "stones" thing (for weight), however, is a bit confusing to me. - oh yeah, forgot about that.. well 14 pounds is one stone so We do it that way but I tend to think in pounds anyway.
Miss Sophia: Hogwarts Express (iconseeyou)miss_sophia on May 4th, 2006 10:16 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah, I never would have wanted them this big on purpose. I mean, they're kind of like Jessica Simpson's (wow, I'm flattering myself today, and no, I am nowhere near as skinny as she is), and people seem to like that, but...it's awfully impractical when it comes to things like running and doing the limbo. (Not that I do the limbo very often, but I did once knock the pole over with my boobs, and that was moderately humiliating.)

Not that the people I tend to find attractive have any racks! haha

Me neither! :)

Marks & Spencer is the best. Y'all Brits have the best quality of everything over there. Dude, even the novelty underwear with a Tube map on it that I bought from Heathrow is ridiculously comfortable.

You have HP pajamas? That is all sorts of awesome.
The Former Draco Malfoy: D/H made by Harryalabastardragon on May 4th, 2006 10:20 pm (UTC)
(wow, I'm flattering myself today, and no, I am nowhere near as skinny as she is), *would v much like to be as thin as she is!*

Me neither! :) - hahahaha.. I dont do moobs at ALL.

Dude, even the novelty underwear with a Tube map on it that I bought from Heathrow is ridiculously comfortable. - hahaha.. really? There's a lot of crappy, worksitswayrightupOnesarse undies here too I may add!

You have HP pajamas? - yep.. from M&S.. kids.. age.. 12. hahaha..
Miss Sophia: Draco - Have Any Slytherin in You?miss_sophia on May 4th, 2006 10:23 pm (UTC)
I dunno, I think Jessica Simpson is too thin these days. Now, Catherine Zeta-Jones, she's got it goin' on.

Manboobs require a Manziere. And that's just weird.

Well, the Tube undies are a thong, so it's sort of supposed to be up your arse. But actually, it manages to be a thong without doing that, which is why it's extra awesome.

The only thing better than HP pajamas would be HP pajamas with footies.
The Former Draco Malfoy: cute sunkissed snakesalabastardragon on May 4th, 2006 11:30 pm (UTC)
Manboobs require a Manziere. And that's just weird. - hahaha.. they do.. a world of EWWWWWW

and EW EW EW EW EW EW EW to thongs!! A WORLD of no!!!! *likes boxers that do NOT work way up Self's arse*

The only thing better than HP pajamas would be HP pajamas with footies. - nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *hides* one pair of them is shorts actually. :) *has two pairs* and both have potter on. Go with My bedset with him and the dragon on.
Miss Sophia: Draco mocks with his spirit fingersmiss_sophia on May 4th, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)
Well, you're a guy bloke, so you're not supposed to like thongs. And blokes belong in boxers, or maybe boxer-briefs, but definitely not thongs...so you're doin' the right thang. Now, I was against thongs for a long time, too, but then I kind of got used to them. And it's nice not to have a pantyline. And seriously, this Tube thong is crazy comfortable. Besides, if you wear them under pants trousers (as opposed to skirts or to go to bed in), the trousers sort of anchor them down so they don't ride up.

Aren't you glad I'm sharing all this with you? :P

OMG, now I have this odd image of snooty, smirky Malfoy wearing cutesy HP jammies and sleeping in sheets with HP cartoons on them. Hee!
The Former Draco Malfoy: slyth dreamcatcheralabastardragon on May 5th, 2006 12:37 am (UTC)
Aren't you glad I'm sharing all this with you? - indeed.. the wearing of women's knickers is about all Im good for tonight!

OMG, now I have this odd image of snooty, smirky Malfoy wearing cutesy HP jammies and sleeping in sheets with HP cartoons on them. *smirks* well..not for long!! Im not bringing them with Me and Ill have Someone FAR better to sleep with than a drawing of potter!
Miss Sophia: Harry intense staremiss_sophia on May 5th, 2006 12:48 am (UTC)
indeed.. the wearing of women's knickers is about all Im good for tonight!

Ah, but this is a special privilege indeed!

You're...you're not bringing the jammies? I hope you're not throwing them out. Those are perfectly good HP jammies, man!
The Former Draco Malfoy: Me in poster made by Me!alabastardragon on May 5th, 2006 12:58 am (UTC)
Noooooooo.. I'm bringing the jammies!! Will be wearing those in Vegas.. I'm not bringing the bedding.
Miss Sophia: Hermione wakes Ron upmiss_sophia on May 5th, 2006 01:01 am (UTC)
Oh, well, phew, then! The jammies are far more important than the bedding, by far. Now all we need is a pajama jammy jam! (It's OK if you don't get that reference. Not many people saw the beauty that was Kid 'N' Play's House Party 2.)