December 3rd, 2008

Twilight - sparklepeen for Xmas

OK, I am amused

I saw the "Twelve Days of LiveJournal" meme going around my flist and thought it was sort of silly and wasn't going to bother with it. But on a whim, I plugged in my username and was so tickled by the results that I'm going to post them after all:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, miss_sophia sent to me...
Twelve marauders drumming
Eleven oasis piping
Ten crookshanks a-singing
Nine beets burninating
Eight prongs a-reading
Seven cats a-writing
Six languages a-knitting
Five arcti-i-i-ic monkeys
Four sparkly vampires
Three bertie botts
Two douglas adams
...and a roswell in a pam beesly.
Get your own Twelve Days:

If I can't get sparklepeen for Christmas, I at least want to see beets burninate. Or wait, four sparkly vampires, y'all! DOES THAT MEAN FOUR SPARKLEPEENS??? OH MY EDWARD!

In other TwiLOL news, Edward Cullen is Santa Claus. I may have to write this fic. I mean, homeboy went to medical school twice, so why wouldn't he take a stint filling in for Saint Nick so the poor old man can get a Christmas holiday of his own for once?

In other other news, I have made two resolutions. I don't do the whole New Year's resolution thing, because if something needs to be resolved, it should be resolved when it needs to be resolved, and I hate setting myself up for disappointment in such an official manner. Anyway, resolutely, I resolve the following (and OK, I'm making it somewhat official here so that the peer pressure keeps me focused and...resolute):

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And because it is now in my LiveJournal, it must happen. DONE. And with that, I'm off to fiddle around on LJ a little more and then force myself to restart Sorcerer's Stone (yes, I know, wrong title, but I don't have a British version of that book yet *adds Brit versions of HP books to Christmas wishlist, just under "SPARKLEPEEN"*) with the benefit of an open laptop next to me. I daresay it just might be a tad more enjoyable. ;)

ETA: Via punk_rock_nerd, "Proposition 8 - The Musical" (with some very special celebs!):

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