February 22nd, 2006

My Fandom Brings All the Wank to the Yar

Kidnapping J.K. Rowling will end the war on terror!

So a student over at Stanford wrote this beautiful satirical piece about the war on terror. I'm putting a copy inside an LJ cut, but you can also access it directly here. It's also wanked here. Is it messed up that I get some of my news from Fandom_Wank?

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The wank is that The Leaky Cauldron posted an editorial condemning this article. I like TLC, and lord knows I LOVE Harry Potter and J.K. Rowling, but...good lord, Leaky, pull the stick out of your ass! It's a satire! You acknowledge this, yet complain about the article anyway. I think it's hilarious. Can't you take a fucking joke? Apparently not. Guess you're no fan of Jonathan Swift, then, either.
Harry and Sirius - Look how they shine

Yellow, Chapter 2: "A Song"

Title: Yellow (Chapter 2: "A Song")
Author: Miss Sophia (miss_sophia)
Rating: PG-13 for mild language
Main Character: Sirius
Secondary Characters: James, Lily, Harry, Remus, Peter, and Crookshanks. Other canon characters, including Hagrid, Rosmerta, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Walburga Black (Mrs. Black), Orion Black (Mr. Black), Regulus, various Hogwarts professors, Kreacher, and Buckbeak, make appearances throughout the various chapters.

Story Summary: “Harry was the most precious thing in the world, standing there, illuminated by the yellow light from above.”

Twelve years ago, Sirius Black’s world collapsed. Now he must protect the one thing he has left. He travels from Azkaban to Hogwarts, lives in the Forbidden Forest, and occasionally loses himself in murderous hatred. The only thing that keeps him sane is the fact that, without Dementors, he can finally remember.

Chapter Summary: Cold and hungry, but resolute, Sirius nears Hogwarts. With images of his godson's face lingering in his mind, he stops for a rest and remembers his days as a new godfather.

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Harry and Sirius - Look how they shine

Yellow, Chapter 3: "The Turn"

Title: Yellow (Chapter 3: "The Turn")
Author: Miss Sophia (miss_sophia)
Rating: PG-13 for mild language
Main Character: Sirius
Secondary Characters: James, Lily, Harry, Remus, Peter, and Crookshanks. Other canon characters, including Hagrid, Rosmerta, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Walburga Black (Mrs. Black), Orion Black (Mr. Black), Regulus, various Hogwarts professors, Kreacher, and Buckbeak, make appearances throughout the various chapters.

Story Summary: “Harry was the most precious thing in the world, standing there, illuminated by the yellow light from above.”

Twelve years ago, Sirius Black’s world collapsed. Now he must protect the one thing he has left. He travels from Azkaban to Hogwarts, lives in the Forbidden Forest, and occasionally loses himself in murderous hatred. The only thing that keeps him sane is the fact that, without Dementors, he can finally remember.

Chapter Summary: Sirius has arrived at Hogwarts and is growing increasingly frustrated at his inability to find and kill Peter. An ugly, but very perceptive, orange cat befriends Sirius and attempts to help, but by the time Hallowe'en arrives, a grieving Sirius decides to take matters into his own hands.

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